I'm Zach. I don't expect this blog to be much different from any other, but I like to think it is. So yeah. Talk to me if you want to know anything.
Things I am known to post about:
Magic: The Gathering
Whatever else I find attractive at the moment
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god